East Rook Gate - got to find it first...
Coo eck - other people have actually found it as well...
Predictably it is the well ard
Off we go, up the lane
Out onto the moor
Along, along, along - no deer in sight
Then, what's this, follow the bean poles
But, no, they run out
Still ever onward
To Yealm Steps waterfall for tea and lots and lots of chocolate
Talk of Cuban cigars, camping, fine coffee and sausages
Getting dark now
Still got the trusty (fantastically expensive), non computerised compass
Nooooooooo - it is all wrong, the world has completely tipped over
Bimble, bimble, bimble
To the pub - beer at £2.80 a pint - time we stopped drinking it
What's that - a Rottweiler?
Time to go home
PS some people are having trouble finding this - all you need to do is go to wednesdaywalkers.blogspot.com
For goodness sake, someone show them how to do it