John, Jon, Michael and Mike set out from Combestone Tor
In the wind and the snow - my it was raw
Michael hit a tree and fell to the ground
With great concern all gathered round
"What a nasty gash" they declared with great glee
It's off to A&E for thee
So they kindly pushed him in his car
and with a smile and a wave said "Tara"
To Bench Tor they headed, wind at their backs
Happily sheltering in the lee of their rucsacs
Then down, down, down to the Dart
That crashed and roared giving them quite a start
Then on they stumbled - there must be a way
Without a path how they did stray
Finally they clawed their way up the hill
With snow blowing hard, such a thrill
To the cars and on to the Inn
And they were really surprised when someone was in
There concluded an eventful night
For those that were there, but not those who only might.
To Brown's House?Across Broad DownThrough dark and mist and rainOver tussocks and sticky gloop?NO THANKS!Not us!Irving is happy to save that for a more befitting time.He has a get-out-of-jail-for-free card up his wet sleeve. We are the adaptable, pragmatic ones.So, off to Laughter Tor and BEL 5.With an apt Ho! Ho! and many a belly chuckle back to the PoW.
Unerringly out into the gloopStraight across Ringmoor DownUntil Ditsworthy Warren House loomsHop across the ford and up the trackUntil quite suddenly a treeShavercombe for teaDown to the weirReturning to DitsworthyOn to Gutter TorAnd precisely 2km to the carsTo the Royal Oak whereAll in greenSt Patrick had been celebrating
UnusualLane End, Wheal Jewell to Gibbett Hillunder a bright, diamond clear skyWith ground like iron underboot andbreath thudding out in chunksThe wobble of bright head torchesand Range Firing that really wasn'tUnless, of course, they were all usingsilencers.
The Raz Express roars into the nightLights strung out in a chattering chain.Winding through gorse and swerving round rocksSticks tip, tap, tip, tap, tippety tap.First brief halt at Innominate Tor.(What’s it called? Who knows!)Off again – no slacking.Wheezing and creakingLeaning into the incline to Cox.What a view (that was).Plunging down.Gathering speed for the long pull up Staple.Up and up and up and HALT!Refreshments.Down again, stretching out along the leatAnd catapulted up to Pew.An involuntary dog leg and squeal to a halt.Then cars and the Whitty – hooray!
You really do have to be there ...