A co-educational walk,Five girlies and eight chaps,
One new boy, a few old public schoolboys.
Discuss: Politics, Politics,
Holidays, Holidays,
'Look there's a plane in the sky!'
Volcanoes, dust, tectonic shift,
Politics. Politics.
Feta cheese and ricotta Greek pie,
I agree with Nick,
Funny ol' Mr Brown
What's happened to Cameron?
Fumbles in the dark for an old cross
And an apple crusher,
Then back to the dorm for a bedtime drink.