Well what a gathering and what a surprise!
Even those who knew all about it were surprised
Just how surprising it was and how surprised he was
It is so surprising that any of the so youthful Wednesday Walkers
Could possibly be even 40, let alone 50 or even more
Surely not! Someone must be counting the wrong things
But whatever, it was a jolly good excuse
To have a party and celebrate all our times together
Particularly those with 'you know who'
You really did have to be there
And thank goodness he was
So a great big
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOSSER
Even those who knew all about it were surprised
Just how surprising it was and how surprised he was
It is so surprising that any of the so youthful Wednesday Walkers
Could possibly be even 40, let alone 50 or even more
Surely not! Someone must be counting the wrong things
But whatever, it was a jolly good excuse
To have a party and celebrate all our times together
Particularly those with 'you know who'
You really did have to be there
And thank goodness he was
So a great big
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOSSER